OT (kind of)

Via Crooked Timber, a parody philosophy exam which are also generating principles for my daily posts:

Philosophy Exam – First Year

Answer two questions

Two hours

1. Patch together some things you have heard in lectures, in no particular order.

2. Has this question vexed philosophers for centuries?

3. Create an impression of original thought by impassioned scribbling (your answer may be ungrammatical, illegible, or both).
There's more over there -- it didn't seem fair to excerpt the whole thing.